The Saga Continues

Last night, kinda late, I checked my e-mail. Lo and behold, I recieved an e-mail from HNG (I need to come up with a new name for him) telling me why I hadn't heard from him. Apparently he was involved in an accident while on a "fast ropes excersize" that resulted in " a few bruised ribs, minor concusion" and reduced his cell phone to "crumbs". He was kept overnight for observation and that's when he realized he had "no way" of communicating with me. He requested that I call his work phone (cell) and wants me to come visit him. Do you see the giant mac truck sized holes in that story? I do. Allow me to point them out. First, when exactly was this "accident"? Before he didn't call for 10 days prior to his not showing up? Or maybe it was just a day or two before he didn't show up. Secondly why did he wait 3 days after he got home to e-mail me and tell me what happened? I must not have been a priority, or my feelings. If the "accident" was early in the 10 days I DID call his work phone and he never called back. AND he could have e-mailed me from the hospital. IF I was important enough to him.
Yes, I know this makes me soud spoiled and awful. But I am worth the effort of a phone call! To me his story sounds waaaaayyyy to convienient. He's not that lucky, and I'm not that stupid. Since I do NOT have the word Mattel stamped across my lower back he can stop toying with me.

Little Bird is NOT a plaything